I Don't Believe In Water (Just My Opinion)

I wouldn't mind believing that two and two is five
That they're all out to get us and they're taking over lives
I'd love to have the arrogance to spew senseless, baseless hate
Spread lies and then defend myself with some "free speech" debate
And say "that's just my opinion", and who are you to judge?
If I don't believe in water, well that's my right

I don't believe in water, that I see with my own eyes
The rivers are made of chemicals that they pump you with at night
You must drink only orange juice, milk and beer and wine
That's just my opinion, I'm entitled to my rights
All I'm saying is do your own research, make up your own mind

It must be rather pleasant, never needing to change your mind
When inconvenient truths come knockin, it's just some lizard folks who lie
Well life must be so easy now, shirking what you need to do to play your part in keeping this fragile world alive
Well if I disagree, I'm CIA or just plain wrong, I must take my red pill gladly, if I don't then I belong
to an overclass that's ruling, and trampling you down, It's a harmless theory isn't it? But they've been hoarding guns

I don't believe in water, that I see with my own eyes
The rivers are made of chemicals that they pump you with at night
You must drink only orange juice, milk and beer and wine
That's just my opinion, I'm entitled to my rights
All I'm saying is do your research, make up your own mind

Where did the world go so wrong, to be so polarised
It's either the government are angels, benevolent and wise
Or else it's everything in the world, is scheming and evil and sly
From the schooling that we're given, to the clouds up in the sky

Where did trust get so low, that it's fair to disbelieve
When an expert's out here telling you that peril's at your feet
Well behind him stands a man whose career was founded on lies
We can't tell fact from fiction now; is he the reason why?

I don't believe in water, that I see with my own eyes
The rivers are made of chemicals that they pump you with at night
You must drink only orange juice, milk and beer and wine
That's just my opinion, I'm entitled to my rights
All I'm saying is do your research, make up your own mind
But all I'm saying is do your thinking, make up your own mind