Her Bells

Downtown mall where trees touch the ceiling
There's a red dressed man oh he's so appealing
To adults and children who wait in line
And Kevin and Bean who I wait behind

A photographic flash and we step forward
We reach him at last and they move over to him
Kevin on his knee and Bean on his lap
They acted age 3 until Santa asked
"What do you want for Christmas?"

And Kevin said

I want the elf in the photo booth
Is that too much to ask of you
I like her hat I like her boots
But most of all I like the way she moves
Her Bells

The saints brow fell he couldn't help feeling
A little amazed oh with who's he dealing?
He turned to Bean and asked him
"What would you like? How 'bout a robot or a brand new bike"
Uncontrollably Bean started laughing 'cause Santa cant see
That what makes men happy is she

And Bean said

I want the elf in the photo booth
Is that to much to ask of you
I like her hat I like her boots
But most of all I like the way she moves
Her Bells

Well Santa bent him right over his knee
He gave him a spanking I heard him scream
"Santa you are right I don't need her
I got a wife I wanna go see her!"

And I cried

I'll take the elf in the photo booth
She's right for me not for you
I like her hat I like her boots
But most of all I like the way she moves

Me