It's a Jivey Old Mind Grind (Live)

With two bruised shoulders
This aint no Bosa Nova
Get down on the floor
Put you head on the floor
And do the ear-twist-kiss
Down on the lino, kick me in the ear
Doing the headstomp baby
Put your head on the floor
And a man comes over
And kicks me in the head
It's a mind-grind, a-do the head kick
Kick me in the head
With a vodka and soda
This aint no Bosa Nova
All the people on the floor
They're grinding on the lino
Oh, it's a rocky, rocky head
It's a rocky, rocky head

It's a jivy old mind-grind
And it's coming to this town
It's gonna sweep the whole floor
It's gonna get you, get you
Get you in the head

Any Joe can do it
Ear twisting on the lino
This is the head grind, kick, stomp
Twist, mind jive
With a vodka on the rocks
Every other dance is over
Every other dance is over
It's brand-spanking new
And it's gonna get you in the head
Do it, do it, do it
With a rocky, rocky head
With a rocky, rocky head

It's a jivy old mind-grind
And it's coming to this town
It's gonna sweep the whole floor
It's gonna get you, get you
Get you in the head

Now this is how it goes
You hitch up your sleeves
You get down on your knees
Then you put your ear to the floor
Yea, you put your ear to the ground
And you start to twist it around
And a man comes over and stomps you on the head
Yes, a man comes over and stomps you on the head
Oh, I've never been kicked in the ear before
No, I've never been screwed in the ear before
No, I've never, ever danced like this before
No, I've never, ever danced like this before
No, I've never been kicked to the beat before
Oh, come on, come on, and jive
And kick, and get kicked
And get stomped on and get up there and...