Camel (Campfire Song)

Do you have a smoke, sir?
No I've got a lighter
But thank you, thank you, thank you very much

Do you have a pack ma'am?
I really hate to ask and
Do you have a pack of Camel Blues?

'Cause I smoke Camel, Camel, Camel, Camel, Camel, Camel, Camel
But it seems to me that my pack's run out

I sit on my couch and smoke until my teeth fall out
I'll tell my friends and family I am quitting

That is such a lie
I'll smoke up until I die
I'll sit here and smoke my Camel Blues

'Cause I smoke Camel, Camel, Camel, Camel, Camel, Camel, Camel
But it seems to me that my pack's run out

"That'll be $7.15" she said
I'll run the numbers through my head and realize that I haven't got enough

So I'll go out in the street and ask all the people I meet
For a cigarette or two

'Cause I smoke Camel, Camel, Camel, Camel, Camel, Camel, Camel
But it seems to me that my pack's run out

I've got my time coming to me
The day that I've got no money
The day that I'll be a bum for my blues

Feed the Dog
Feed the Cat
I am jonesing for a cigarette
I haven't even thought of myself

'Cause I smoke Camel, Camel, Camel, Camel, Camel, Camel, Camel
But it seems to me that my pack's run out

I'll smoke anything you see
As long as it's in front of me
But I really just want my Camel Blues

Those Blues that don't go away
That stop and start my day
It wouldn't be like that if it were you