Crappy Day

I took the leap
Said "What the bleep?"
This ain't at all what I expected
The rain fell hard
Right at the start
No umbrella, I was not protected
Sat on the grass
It soaked my ass
No sunshine today, I felt rejected

Life seems unfair
It doesn't care
It does what it does, keeps moving forward
And I am here
And that is clear
My head got shit on by a bluebird
It was perfect
A perfect fit
To how my day was just one giant turd

Finally got up
And just my luck
A truck drove by splashing me with water
I flipped him off
Began to cough
I now was wetter than a sea otter
Started to walk
To myself talked
Felt like I was being put out to slaughter

Oh, what a crappy day
Nothing is going right
Only thing I can say
Is my blue jeans are tight
Something's got to change
When will this crappy day end?

I walked a while
Not once did smile
Found a fast-food place and went inside
Stood and waited
Irritated
Looked at the sign, "Need a job, just apply"
I thought out loud
Amongst the crowd
"I'd rather die at the hands of a samurai"

"Can I help you?"
Spoken so rude
Gave my order, then pulled out my wallet
Where's my money?
For shit's sake, please!
Finally gave up, back in the rain where I'd rather be
Just can't go on
Let's end this song
So you can go on with your life instead of listening to me

Oh, what a crappy day
Nothing is going right
Only thing I can say
Is my blue jeans are tight
Something's got to change
When will this crappy day end?

Oh, what a crappy day
Nothing is going right
Only thing I can say
Is my blue jeans are tight
Something's got to change
When will this crappy day end?
When will this crappy day end?
When will this crappy day end?