Funked Up

Yo, it's Daddy Dearest on the mic!
Who's this little kid comin' at me all child like?
I'm a motherfuckin' demon, give me a good reason
On why, I shouldn't give your little ass a big beatin'?

You think that you're good enough for my daughter?
Better prepare 'cause you're ripe for a slaughter
If you want her, you better come at me stronger (oh)
But, one wrong move, and you'll be nothing but a goner (yeah)

Just wanna take your daughter for a date
When I look into her eyes, I knew that it was fate
But, what the fuck is this dad doing rapping?
Aren't you too old? Might as well be retiring!

Think you got the bars to mess with me
I'm one of a kind, I'll have you begging on your knees
I've got the sickest rhymes that'll woo her heart
Your flow's so weak, why did you even start?

So confused, it feels like I'm being used
I'm so conflicted with you two that I have no idea what to do
Should I stay with him and live, or should I just do as you please?
I'm just gonna take a seat as I listen to this funky beat

It's Mommy Meanest, so watch out, little blue boy
I'm gonna break you, and I surely will enjoy
The baddest bitch you'll ever see is on the scene
One look, and baby, you will know that I'm the queen

You think that I am scared of your presence?
I think that I should teach you a lesson
All that I want is to be with her all night
Get in my way, and I'll surely win this fight

So confused, it feels like I'm being used
I'm so conflicted with you two that I have no idea what to do
Should I stay with him and live, or should I just do as you please?
I'm just gonna take a seat as I listen to this funky beat

Go on, get out of my way before I wreck all your pride
You know that I won't be swayed, so hurry up, move aside
I've had enough with the taunts, you think that you got the bars
I'm gonna get what I want, you're never gonna get far

Go on, get out of my way before I wreck all your pride
You know that I won't be swayed so hurry up, move aside
I've had enough with the taunts, you think that you got the bars
I'm gonna get what I want, you're never gonna get far

So confused, it feels like I'm being used
I'm so conflicted with you two that I have no idea what to do
Should I stay with him and leave, or should I just do as you please?
I'm just gonna take a seat as I listen to this funky beat

Better back off before you get blue balled
If you think you're gonna win, your chance is looking small
No way you're gonna stop me, I ain't gonna flee
I'm gonna have her in my arms even if you disagree

We demons have the power to make you scream
It's two against one, you can't beat this team
Okay, Karen, calm down, take a chill pill!
You seem to be struggling 'cause your rap's going downhill

You better sit down, man, before you get wrecked up
I have a lot of pride and a daughter to protect
No matter what you say, I'ma have it my way
Gonna make the sway, and make her my bae

Don't care what it takes, I'ma send my whole crew
We'll throw everything until we beat you
It's the end of the song, and I clearly got the win
It's a Friday night, and it's time to get funky