I Don't Wanna Be In Love Right Now

Well I don't wanna be in love right now
It isn't very convenient
Amorphic Cupid, be lenient, I want so
To topple mountains and part the seas
To end world hunger and save the honey bees
To cure cancer, invent world peace
And win a Nobel prize, but selflessly

'Cause I don't wanna be in love right now
Not with your sister at Seder
What an inappropriate detour and incestual
Came with intention to eat split pea
Have a beer with your dad, hit your childhood sheets
With such passionless grunting
Like all our other vacations
then I met your hotter twin with the tattooed eye liner

And I don't wanna be in love right now
Don't have will power to match this
Don't have the karma to balance such grim mojo
Aspire to be a richer man
Know every call girl across this great nation
Embrace the art of the one night stand
It's simply a more practical plan

'Cause I don't wanna be in love right now
Said it but I didn't mean it
I'm sure most states would repeal it, verbal or no
I'm pretty sure I could represent myself so
It's simply too weak a contract
So I'm sure that I could take it back
anywhere but New York,
which considers verbal contracts legally binding
(what bullshit)

And I don't wanna be in love right now...
Said I don't wanna be in love right now...
Well, I don't wanna be in love right now...
Not in love right now...

But it's too late



Credits
Writer(s): Phillip David Forsyth
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