Captain Becky

Grown like a daisy
Stood this old lady
She was not big, was not tall
But she could sure take them all

Her name is Captain Becky
And she's pretty sexy
But she was not given a shot
And was turned into an afterthought

Wanted to be a cap her whole life
Always strapped close with her knife
She knows that she is strong
And she can't wait to prove them wrong

Was the first day of boot camp
It started out with a cramp
All the guys would point and laugh
And her feelings were ripped in half, yeah!

Many years had gone by
And our old pal Becky died
But there's no need to mourn
A new Becky has been born

This one don't give a shit
Won't give a damn if you're hit
If you can walk man, you can fight
What happened to you being so uptight?

This was not part of her plan
Mocked at for not being a man
Old Becky would give you sass
But new Becky would kick your ass

Captain Becky's in your sub
And you're feeling like a scrub
But a torpedo's on its way
And my friend you might die today, yeah!

Yeah!

So don't be a baby
Fight with Captain Becky
Your ship has just been hit
And you ain't talking no more shit

You're under her command
She'll take you by the hand
So don't be so damn petty
And fight with Captain Becky!



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Writer(s): Roman Limas
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