White Man Dancing Blues

I'm gonna tell you a story It's sad but it's true
When it's time to get down he don't know what to do
White man hasn't found the footwork or the sway
His two left feet get in the way

White man has a problem generations haven't solved them
When the music gets hot he takes a shot drags his lady to the floor
He'll bob he'll weave he'll jerk he'll seize It's the best he can do
He's got the White Man Dancin' Blues

Every wedding, dance or prom
You will see it going on
A phenomenon
It's pathetic! (It's genetic!)

White men have a problem It's in their chemistry
Their DNA the way they're made their ancestry
They look around but haven't found the footwork or the sway
But they keep on dancing anyway

(White Man Dancin') (White Man Dancin') (White Man Dancin')
They've got the White Man Dancin' Blues
(White Man Dancin') (White Man Dancin') (White Man Dancin')
They've got the White Man Dancin' Blues