I May Be a Slut

My name's Brittany White Bitch
I like drinking coffee
Even though I want some
Other liquids
Semen and piss
It's on
Both are from a long John
Of course size matters
I have standards

Now I may be a slut
But at least I'm not a whore
Just look at my vagina
See, it goes way down to China
Now you see what I have in store
Yeah, I am a slut
But Rachel is the whore
I saw her fuck a dude and then
Three minutes later she
Fucked five more
I am a slut
Ooh! When I was 17
My daddy came up to me
And then made me eat his spleen
I have a disease
From eating that spleen
I feel like all my insides
Wanna come out and kill me

My name's Brittany White Bitch
I'm in the hospital
But at least I'm not a
Little
Whore
I am gonna die
Of laughter
'Cause I heard the boys
Saw Rachel's hemorrhoids
On top of that
She got some test back
She has hepatitis
That's hilarious



Credits
Writer(s): Josh Zills
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