Absolute

I didn't become a little bit of a slag
I became a total slag

Absolutely filthy
Absolutely messy
I'm drinking Absolut, I'm getting absolutely ketty
Everybody in the crowd is absolutely sweaty
But I just rolled a spliff, and it's absolutely petty

Absolutely filthy
Absolutely messy
I'm drinking Absolut, I'm getting absolutely ketty
Everybody in the crowd is absolutely sweaty
But I just rolled a spliff, and it's absolutely petty

You're a bitch, you're a car, you're a (slag)
Always got your nose in someone else's bag
I heard you're getting married, I feel sorry for the fella
'Cause you fucked everybody on the stag
I'm getting absolutely wavy
Absolutely hammered
I've got the green and purple getting absolutely jammered
By the time I get to bed, I'm feeling absolutely knackered
But chat shit, get your face absolutely splattered

Chat shit, get your face absolutely caved in
You shoulda fucking stayed in
I'm absolutely raging
I'm blazing on this haze thing, it's absolutely smelly
It's tasting so amazing, it's absolutely ready (wow)
I'm absolutely out of it
Absolutely tripping
Drinking Absolut, and now I'm absolutely kipping (kipping)
Everybody in the crowd is absolutely dripping (drip-drop)
I need to go to bed, my head is absolutely spinning

You're a slag, you're a bitch, you're a dirty little troller
Your vagina smelling like an out of date product
Smells like rotten egg and tuna fish and scallops (woah)
You can suck my dick and you can lick my hairy bollocks (dirty)
Absolutely pissed off
Absolutely done with 'em
Everybody's gurning, looking like they're chewing bubblegum (piss off)
Absolutely menacing
Absolutely troublesome
When I finish wrapping up, I'm wrapping up another one

(Slag)

I didn't become a little bit of a slag
I became a total slag

'Cause I'm not absolutely tired, I feel absolutely wired
Dig my fingers in the bag, that shit was absolutely fire
My spliff is fully rammed, the thought that it would count the day up
Took a perf and sip my rum, now I feel absolutely higher
Think your tracks are banging, bro? They're absolutely dire
Your girl's a dirty slag, my uncle wouldn't even try her
Stick it in a brothel, I bet nobody would buy her
So please stop acting gangster, you're an absolute liar

To be absolutely honest, you're an absolute novice
Pushed a couple weights and think you're absolutely solid
It's absolutely stinking
It's absolutely horrid
Absolutely giving, 'cause you will not make a profit
So absolutely, yes, you should absolutely stop it
I'm absolutely gone, you see me take off like a rocket
Your DJ's in the cash, yeah, he's in the rave knoshing
Anytime I'm on the set, the rave is absolutely moshing

(Slag)