Boyfriend (Parody)
If I was a black man you would be my hoe
Or maybe an Asian so that we can eat egg rolls
I can be a Mexican and dress like a cholo
But I'm just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo
Saying swag is cool
Now I'll make a wish on these magic golden shoes
A gypsy sold them to me said they make wishes come true
Say hello to a negro in 3, 2 DAMN
I want to be everything I'm not
That's why I say swag a lot
I wish I was a black man
So these big shoes would fit
Or maybe an Asian to explain my baby d&ck
I can be a Mexican, Selena told me so
But I'm a white Canadian who looks like a lesbo
And it really blows
Yo what's going on guys, can I hang with you?
Being a minority is all I wanna do
I like to say swag, I heard you guys do too.
Why the f&ck your whispering
Get the hell out of here, dude
Justin! Justin! I need to talk to Justin!
What's the deal doc, I was hangin' with my new friends.
I ran some tests, it turns out that you're a girl, man.
But I'm with Selena, does that make me a lesbian?
Exactly.
That explains why I can't find my c&ck!
It was just small, I thought.
Turns out I'm your girlfriend.
Because I'm not a bro.
That's why we never had sex.
I got nothing below.
I'm actually a lesbian.
The doctor told me so.
So if you wanna scissor, girl just let me know.
I'll scissor you for sure.
Now that I know that I', really a girl, don't wanna be a different race no more just a lesbian.
Wait! I need to come clean. There's something about me that you don't know.
I am not a Lady, I didn't wanna say.
They would have kicked me off of Wizards of Waverly
If you're actually a man, does that mean I'm straight?
This is so damn confusing.
I thought that I was gay.
Can we scissor anyway?
Okay.
Or maybe an Asian so that we can eat egg rolls
I can be a Mexican and dress like a cholo
But I'm just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo
Saying swag is cool
Now I'll make a wish on these magic golden shoes
A gypsy sold them to me said they make wishes come true
Say hello to a negro in 3, 2 DAMN
I want to be everything I'm not
That's why I say swag a lot
I wish I was a black man
So these big shoes would fit
Or maybe an Asian to explain my baby d&ck
I can be a Mexican, Selena told me so
But I'm a white Canadian who looks like a lesbo
And it really blows
Yo what's going on guys, can I hang with you?
Being a minority is all I wanna do
I like to say swag, I heard you guys do too.
Why the f&ck your whispering
Get the hell out of here, dude
Justin! Justin! I need to talk to Justin!
What's the deal doc, I was hangin' with my new friends.
I ran some tests, it turns out that you're a girl, man.
But I'm with Selena, does that make me a lesbian?
Exactly.
That explains why I can't find my c&ck!
It was just small, I thought.
Turns out I'm your girlfriend.
Because I'm not a bro.
That's why we never had sex.
I got nothing below.
I'm actually a lesbian.
The doctor told me so.
So if you wanna scissor, girl just let me know.
I'll scissor you for sure.
Now that I know that I', really a girl, don't wanna be a different race no more just a lesbian.
Wait! I need to come clean. There's something about me that you don't know.
I am not a Lady, I didn't wanna say.
They would have kicked me off of Wizards of Waverly
If you're actually a man, does that mean I'm straight?
This is so damn confusing.
I thought that I was gay.
Can we scissor anyway?
Okay.
Credits
Writer(s): Justin Bieber, Michael Robert Henrion Posner, Mason David Levy, Matthew Tyler Musto
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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