Slow Down

Well I was mindin' my business going to work one day
When I came to light I did hesitate
Do I stop, or go, or run through the red
Nah I think I'll play it safe instead
Then I looked in my mirror
What did I see
A big mean man shakin his fist at me

Well part of me wanted to shrink in my seat
And part of me wanted to jump out and scream

Slow down why are you so angry
So early in the morning
Slow down perhaps another cup of coffee
Slow down people, slow down

So the light turned green and part of me wanted to drive real slow
But he looked too mean
He burned some rubber
He made a screech
Well good riddance to you and I sighed a relief
I felt kinda mad, I felt kinda sad
I wish I weighed 200 pounds and I was big and bad
If I did, know what I'd do, I'd jump out of my car and
I'd say Mr. you're a time bomb
You'd better soften your heart

Slow Down why are you so angry
So early in the morning
Slow Down perhaps another cup of coffee
Slow Down people, slow down

Well wouldn't you know, the next light was red
So I glanced to my right, and there was dufus head
Well he glared at me
I smiled at him
He shot me his IQ
I prayed for him
Lord please have patience with this mean man
He could be some little boy's dad
Teach him something, teach him somethin today
That it makes no sense
When we rush to wait

Slow Down why are you so angry
So early in the morning
Slow Down perhaps another cup of coffee
Slow Down people, slow down
Slow Down why are you so angry
So early in the morning
Slow Down perhaps another cup of coffee

Slow Down people, slow down
Slow Down why are you so angry
So early in the morning
Slow Down perhaps another cup of coffee
Slow Down people, slow down