JOHANNA (Simp Her By Her Name)

(ReyGGTV from Los Angeles)

I caught it bad yesterday
I was really tryna' get on it that day
Ain't been a while since I did anyway
Was hoping they could catch me throwing smiles at her face

I'm simping, you don't even have to try
You're cute enough to marry me tonight
Looking at the table all I see is Dragon Panic and tea
Baby, you ain't living the life, but Hilda, you ain't livin' right.

TV, and hanging with your friends
She doesn't even have any, I cannot pretend
But I ain't fazed, only here to simp
If Kaisa ain't in her garden, you know that you can

Simp her when you want, simp her when you need
Simp her in the morning, I'll be on the way
Simp her when you want, simp her when you need
Simp her in the morning, I'll be on the way like

I wanna see what you're wearing
I wanna feel on her **** in Hawaii
I want that Woff lag from **** and flying
Shoot a white Woff in your mouth while I'm ****
Oh, oh, oh, why me?
A sign of the times, every time that I simp
A dime and a nine, it was mine every week
What a time, an incline, god was shaming on me
Now I can't stop
And now I'm actin' hella ****
All the other simps, this is my league
I'm really gonna **** up Tank Man, she's my woman

TV, and hanging with your friends
She doesn't even have any, I cannot pretend
But I ain't fazed, only here to simp
If Kaisa ain't in her garden, you know that you can

Simp her when you want, simp her when you need
Simp her in the morning, I'll be on the way
Simp her when you want, simp her when you need
Simp her in the morning, I'll be on the way like

Oh, simp her by her name
Tell me you love me in private
Simp her by her name
I donated my life savings to her

(For legal reasons this is a joke)
(Respect to Johanna and all women)