Slap Me Silly (Bonus Track) [Acoustic]
Did you hear the news from Bethlehem
I hear Joseph just dumped Mary
Turns out that virgin thing was exaggerated
She and Paul were out back consummating
Consummating, yeah
And I wonder what the French will do
Since the Mona Lisa just walked out of the Louvre
I hear David walked out with her
They're meeting up tonight in Prague for dinner and
That's a lot of news to know
It can't get that much weirder so just
Punch me in the face slap me silly
I need to know what's real, they're saying the
News is fake but it scares me still
I just need something else to feel, you can
Kiss your knuckles before the blow
So I can tell myself you kissed me so just
Punch me in the face slap me silly
I need to know what's real
Did you hear what's new in Liverpool
They say the band is back together
Turns out that John's alive and George was faking
Album 14 is in the making and
Lucifer just called my cell
Turns out we're all going straight to hell and I
Should've asked more questions
Looking back I forgot to mention
If we're all gonna meet the end
I don't see why we can't pretend that you'd
Punch me in the face slap me silly
I need to know what's real, they're saying the
News is fake but it scares me still
I just need something else to feel, you can
Kiss your knuckles before the blow
So I can tell myself you kissed me so just
Punch me in the face slap me silly
I need to know what's real
Would someone stop the presses
I'm feeling overwhelmed if I
Came to my senses
Would you still like me as well
Would you resent it
If I told you I meant it
Everytime, oh everytime I asked if you'd
Punch me in the face slap me silly
I need to know what's real, they're saying the
News is fake but it scares me still
I just need something else to feel, you can
Kiss your knuckles before the blow
So I can tell myself you kissed me so just
Punch me in the face slap me silly
Punch me in the face slap me silly
Kiss your knuckles before the blow (Oooh)
Kiss your knuckles before the blow (Oooh)
Kiss your knuckles before the blow, so I can tell myself you kissed me so just
Punch me in the face slap me silly
I need to know what's real
I hear Joseph just dumped Mary
Turns out that virgin thing was exaggerated
She and Paul were out back consummating
Consummating, yeah
And I wonder what the French will do
Since the Mona Lisa just walked out of the Louvre
I hear David walked out with her
They're meeting up tonight in Prague for dinner and
That's a lot of news to know
It can't get that much weirder so just
Punch me in the face slap me silly
I need to know what's real, they're saying the
News is fake but it scares me still
I just need something else to feel, you can
Kiss your knuckles before the blow
So I can tell myself you kissed me so just
Punch me in the face slap me silly
I need to know what's real
Did you hear what's new in Liverpool
They say the band is back together
Turns out that John's alive and George was faking
Album 14 is in the making and
Lucifer just called my cell
Turns out we're all going straight to hell and I
Should've asked more questions
Looking back I forgot to mention
If we're all gonna meet the end
I don't see why we can't pretend that you'd
Punch me in the face slap me silly
I need to know what's real, they're saying the
News is fake but it scares me still
I just need something else to feel, you can
Kiss your knuckles before the blow
So I can tell myself you kissed me so just
Punch me in the face slap me silly
I need to know what's real
Would someone stop the presses
I'm feeling overwhelmed if I
Came to my senses
Would you still like me as well
Would you resent it
If I told you I meant it
Everytime, oh everytime I asked if you'd
Punch me in the face slap me silly
I need to know what's real, they're saying the
News is fake but it scares me still
I just need something else to feel, you can
Kiss your knuckles before the blow
So I can tell myself you kissed me so just
Punch me in the face slap me silly
Punch me in the face slap me silly
Kiss your knuckles before the blow (Oooh)
Kiss your knuckles before the blow (Oooh)
Kiss your knuckles before the blow, so I can tell myself you kissed me so just
Punch me in the face slap me silly
I need to know what's real
Credits
Writer(s): Christina Baker
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