Dead Dog

There's my dog
And he's drinkin' Black Label
There's my dog
He don't look too stable
There's my dog
He's playing with the power cable

Shit, my dog's dead...
Damn, my dog's dead!

My dead dog
He can't answer my call
My dead dog
He won't fetch the ball
My dead dog
Used to shit in the hall

Now my dog's dead
My fucking dog's dead

There's a dead dog on the dining room table
Dead dog on the dining room table
Shit, my dog is dead
He's on my table
A dead dog on the dining room table

Shit, my dog's dead!
My fucking dog's dead!

My dead dog
He won't have puppies
My dead dog
He won't have guppies
My dead dog
He ain't no Yuppie

Shit, my dog's dead
That fucking dog's dead!

You can't fuck my dog no more
No, you can't ride that shit no more
My dead dog can't lick his ass no more
My dead dog is just a bore

Shit, my dog's dead

Dead dog on the dining room table
A dead dog on my dining room table
A fuckin' dead dog on my fuckin' table
Dead dog on the dining room table

Shit, my dog's dead
My fucking dog's dead!

What the fuck was that?
It's your dog, dude. He totally bit it!
Bit what?
The power cable dude, he's totally twitching!
Fucking dog, if there's one thing I told you
Since you were a fucking puppy, "You don't drink
I Heart Beer, you don't drink Lucky Lager
And you don't drink Black Label!"

Dead. Dog. Dead
Dead

Dead dog on the dining room table
Dead dog on the dining room table
Dead dog on the dining room table
Shit, my dog's dead!
My fucking dog's dead!

Dead. Dog. Dead dead dog
Dead. Dog. My dog's dead
Dead dog
Dead dog
Dead dog
Dead dog

Shit, my dog's dead!