Paisley Armchair

As I'm sittin' in my paisley armchair
On my astral balcony overlooking nothing
I catch a glimpse of this fine something
She had two eyes
And two legs, that's for damn sure
And a pair of hips that could birth a linebacker baby
All the physical qualities I'm lookin' for in a potential partner through time's abyss
Her aura exuded spiritual wisdom
So much so that I couldn't help but feel an attractive intimidation
So I prepared my mind for a psychic connection
A little rusty on my social cues but I
Still flex a youthful maturity regardless
So we began

Baby if I participate in dialogue with you
Do I get a participation trophy?

Or even anything at all?
I'll take what I can get
Please just accept this proper praise for pleasing me with your presence
In this world where everyone's a winner
I just wanna be a winner with you
Walk through my dreams with me

When she spoke I felt a wave of cold water crash down on my consciousness
Enlightened to a new height of the beauty of woman
Sweet holy mother matrimony hear my cries
Put me in the ring with that masterpiece
And I'll be floating like a butterfly stung by a bee
With honey so sweet
I might just produce a ring of my own
I ain't fightin' it
Damn right I'm in my feels
With the way she exists in my dream state
It'd be disrespectful not to be
And I'm all about respect
Chivalry ain't dead yet
But if I'm the last of my kind
I hope it dies in your embrace

Baby if I participate in dialogue with you
Do I get a participation trophy?



Credits
Writer(s): James Tennapel, Michael David Scena
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