Odd Being

It's not odd being such an odd being
Saw things on the live feed, make ya knock-kneed
The monotony of the static in ya mind be
More conniving than the 5G, whatever that might be
The sedative, light green, you snuggle it tightly
Remember, the duck, he might be a simpleton, keep it simple, bro
Even though he crossed a whole ocean with a single row
Of the webbed pe and another pe, not a wrinkle shown
On your time too, but you'll probably say, what a lovely eh
Doesn't matter anywhe
This is potty training for the morning dump
Coming with a tasty load, stanky as monk
Yeah, you know they sweat a lot
Heavy wool robes in the sunshine, man you gotta be about
Some crazy shit with your internal temperature
I'm telling ya, they wicking off the moisture
Like a golden retriever coming from Canada

Nah, I may be a duck, but you look like a quack
Maaan, what a fucking cheesy line, I'll eat it as a snack
Back in the chair once again, runny eyes like ya rubbed em on an onion
They say it's always sunny inside when you got the funny in vibe
Hate to tell ya, buddy, that's a funny man lie
Sorry, says I, change the topic 'fore I'm losing you
Tell you 'bout this girl I knew, she flew to Dubai and kayaked
And I was inspired by it, put it in a rhyme and now it's flying by her
Look, I grew up tudo bom but seeing some iron wires
On the hill, proper child sitting on the couch, watching Mike Myers
Fuck it if I leave a duckling of mine mired
In the quag, running in the sand, screaming fire! fire!
'Cause of some dude called Hezekiah or whatever higher sire
Leave it, I don't wanna talk about it, anyway, your time expired

Don't intend to take it back or put together a seance, eh?
I'm still tryna get beyond the fact I'll never wed Beyonce