The Silly Song

My horse can't make a sound, he's got a frog in his throat
My frog's voice is horse, from croak'n like a toad
My pappy's got a goatee and my nanny's got a goat
My mom asked me to look and see if my dog, still had some dog bones
I said, Yep, he's still got dog bones

My dad drives on a parkway, and he parks on a driveway
His week is in a daze, he says he's weak from work'n weekdays
His brother has a choo-choo, and his doggie's name is Koo-Koo
There's a tattoo on his arm that just says uh-oh
This tattoo's a boo-boo

It's a really silly song that's all it is. Really silly
So bend an ear and listen up, we just might have a pop quiz
One smart fellow, he felt smart
Two smart fellows, they felt smart
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart
Say it three times real fast, it's a gas

If a king is a ruler, and a ruler is a foot
I guess that means the king, smells just like a foot
The queen is a bee, she's make'n em' behave around the beehive
And when she isn't there, there's just a drone
Alone there on the throne chair

My aunt says she's got ant in her plants
My uncle's in the jungle wear'n cool short pants
I got a PHD in ESP, I didn't TLC
Ate a BLT, now my EKG is just about to STOP

It's a really silly song that's all it is. Really silly
So bend an ear and listen up, we just might have a pop quiz
One smart fellow, he felt smart
Two smart fellows, they felt smart
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart
Say it three times real fast, it's a gas



Credits
Writer(s): Lloyd Hillard
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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