PUNISHER

I will talk to you while all the other bands play
Go ahead and try to leave
I'll just fucking stay
I just want to show you this part in my band's new song
I hope it doesn't take too much time
It's only seventeen minutes long

I'll play it through my phone while you try to sell merch
Get out of my way, bitch
I was here first
I've got a great idea for a new song for you
It's all about balls and ass, peepee and poopoo

Are you on Xbox?
I want to play a game
Oh, you're not in the band?
(What the fuck?)
Then get the fuck out of my way

I need to be noticed, or I won't survive
Bro, I don't know the lyrics, but can I grab the mic?
It's cool if you don't give it to me
I'll just hang out on stage
Can you grab me a beer? I'm still underage

Do you guys have any weed to smoke?
I've got this eighth of regs that I grew under the stove
(Why is the merch so expensive?)
Is the t-shirt free for me?
It's okay if not, you can just sign my CD

Even though I have like ten, I feel like you owe me
For driving eight hours just to keep you all company
Hey, yo, my dude
Where you goin'? Can I watch you pee?
I can hold your dick and then tag us on IG

Bruh

(Dude, show him the breakdown)
(You like this breakdown, boy?)
(It's all like, da-dun-da-da-da-dun-da-dun-da-dun)
(Isn't that sick?)
(Dude, it is so tight)

You must feel so lucky that I'm here
Seriously, bro, can you go get me that beer?
You must feel so lucky that I'm here
Seriously, bro, go get me that motherfucking beer