More Drinkin' Than Fishin'

I've been nonstop ridin' blacktop
Feelin' map dot landlocked
Need to change it up
It's a good day for a 12 case
On a lake with some bait and a twelve o'clock buzz

I ain't no bass pro
But I could jig a line, that's somethin'
And this beer here's ice cold
So even if I'm reelin' in nothin'

I got a buddy with a boat
Merc TwoStroke, sky blue
Yeti Reddy ice conditions
Got the gas in the tank on the river bank
Yeah, we ain't makin' no waves, but we're tippin'

All the tops have been popped
But the bobber ain't bobbed
Only thing that I caught's a Blue Ribbon
Ain't got one bite
But we're doin' alright
'Cause we're doin' more drinkin' than fishin'
Yeah, we're doin' more drinkin' than fishin'

Oh, tell 'em Dean
You'd think a good rod and a good spot
Would get you 10 pound money shot
More than you can fry
Not today man (no)
Sunday's plan went right out the window
'Round cold one number five
Goin' down like water and the water's just fine

I got a buddy with a boat
Merc TwoStroke, sky blue
Yeti Reddy ice conditions
Got the gas in the tank on the river bank
Yeah, we ain't makin' no waves, but we're tippin'

All the tops have been popped
But the bobber ain't bobbed
Only thing that I caught's a Blue Ribbon
Ain't got one bite
But we're doin' alright
'Cause we're doin' more drinkin' than fishin'
Yeah, we doin' more drinkin' than fishin'
(Woo)

If I caught one
Then I wouldn't be throwin' 'em back
But I ain't caught none
So I just keep throwin' 'em back
Throwin' 'em back

I got a buddy with a boat
Merc TwoStroke, sky blue
Yeti Reddy ice conditions
Got the gas in the tank on the river bank
Yeah, we ain't makin' no waves, but we're tippin'

All the tops have been popped
But the bobber ain't bobbed
Only thing that I caught's a Blue Ribbon
Ain't got one bite
But we're doin' alright
'Cause we're doin' more drinkin' than fishin'

Ain't got one bite
But we're doin' alright
'Cause we're doin' more drinkin' than fishin'
(Woo)
Yeah, we're doin' more drinkin' than fishin'