Money Talks

Can you walk me through these gaps in your resume?
What makes you uncomfortable?
Do you think the sources of your motivation
Align with the position being offered?
How many golfers would you guess have perished in these dunes?

Can you describe a time you chose not to help a team member
I'm aware of your tendency to document all incidences
Would you ever lie for the company?
Would you be willing to sleep at a club med
On the outskirts of a nightmare?

Tell me about yourself
What differentiates you from other candidates?
What is your greatest fear?
Do you want this interview to end?
Were you ever told to kneel, and bury your head
While a short Italian man threw garbage to the seagulls?

How much do you expect to be earning in five years
Is it between x-x-x, x-x-x and x-x-x, x-x-x
Tell me about yourself? What makes you unique?
Do you believe that urinals can be portals to another world?
Are you overqualified for this role?

Money talks with a voice as shrill
As the hiss of a chemical spill
Down the alleys of Pleasantville
On a summer's day

Money talks like a dial tone
The suicide and the open phone
Affordable suburban homes
By a starlit lake

The moon struck vampires
The moon struck vampires (vampires)
Of Eden, of Eden
Of Eden, of Eden

Ooh, tick-tock goes the doomsday clock
Ooh, hysterics in the bridal shop
Boom-boom go the bells of doom, I hear them chime (them chime)
Everyone just shop 'til you drop (there's not much time)

Money talks with a voice of fear
Panic buttons and riot gear
From a mansion of frozen tears
In a cul de sac

Money talks in a bible verse
And when the markets go from bad to worse
It makes a billion when the bubble bursts
And don't look back

The moon struck vampires
The moon struck vampires (vampires)
Of Eden, of Eden
Of Eden, of Eden
Of E D E N, of Eden