I HAVE A MULLET - Extended Version

I have god damn stupid fucking mullet
Like why the fuck do I have a mullet
Mullets are so fucking stupid
Like why the fuck would you get a fucking mullet
All i'm know is as the mullet boy
I don't even think they know my real name

My mum wants rid of it by Christmas
I don't want the mullet to go
I think it's going to be a sad day
but i'm sorry mullet you've gotta go

I guess it's the end
I'm going to have to say goodbye
Oh the memories,
Joe exotic
and friends on zoom with the 500
I'm going to miss you so much
My natural neck warmer has gone.

Please god just give me one more chance to have a mullet,
I promise i will stop using my dog hair trimmers,
Please



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Writer(s): Tom Pryce
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