Keeper of the Beat (The Origin of Granimal)
Ran a craigslist ad, all the fears I had
Turned out for the best, you see, cuz that's how I met Brad
You might think I'm dumb, might sound troublesome
Percussionist extraordinaire despite his lack of drums
Works up a good sweat in minutes, tends to overheat
But he's a wicked-awesome rock 'n rollin' keeper of the beat
Screen me if you must, make sure I ain't nuts
Weapon of ass destruction, taking names and kickin' butts
With other guys we jammed, but would they join the band?
Settle for nothing less than the baddest mofos in the land
Works up a good sweat in minutes, tends to overheat
But he's a wicked-awesome rock 'n rollin' keeper of the beat
- Tear jerker of a solo by Jibs -
After a little bit, he bought a new kit
Takes up half the basement, that's how you know he's legit
Likes to take a cue, from Zeppelin and the Crue
Hits the bottle and the pipe, and sometimes sniffs the glue
Works up a good sweat in minutes, tends to overheat
But he's a wicked-awesome rock 'n rollin' keeper of the beat
Turned out for the best, you see, cuz that's how I met Brad
You might think I'm dumb, might sound troublesome
Percussionist extraordinaire despite his lack of drums
Works up a good sweat in minutes, tends to overheat
But he's a wicked-awesome rock 'n rollin' keeper of the beat
Screen me if you must, make sure I ain't nuts
Weapon of ass destruction, taking names and kickin' butts
With other guys we jammed, but would they join the band?
Settle for nothing less than the baddest mofos in the land
Works up a good sweat in minutes, tends to overheat
But he's a wicked-awesome rock 'n rollin' keeper of the beat
- Tear jerker of a solo by Jibs -
After a little bit, he bought a new kit
Takes up half the basement, that's how you know he's legit
Likes to take a cue, from Zeppelin and the Crue
Hits the bottle and the pipe, and sometimes sniffs the glue
Works up a good sweat in minutes, tends to overheat
But he's a wicked-awesome rock 'n rollin' keeper of the beat
Credits
Writer(s): Lance Brown-ochs
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Other Album Tracks
- Intro (The McNutter Manifesto)
- Keeper of the Beat (The Origin of Granimal)
- Drummers Have Feelings, Too (No They Don't!)
- Fuck Glen (That Fucking Glen)
- I Got the Pringles, You Bring the Weed (The Origin of Jibbers)
- Melt Your Face (Jefrey’s Revenge)
- He's Already Jumping (The Origin of Kevinator)
- Magic Fingers (Kevin’s Dexterous Digits)
- Destiny Calls (Saviors of Rock 'n Roll)
- Outro (Album in the Books)
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