Final Boss

Under the covers, late night in the middle of summer
I wondered what I could discover through the eyes of another
While others recovered from broken hearts, I pressed start
And had my mental ripped apart by the sound of a harp
I met this little cutie cutting grass for some rupees
She was a captive in a castle full of spooky kabuki
'It was my duty absolutely to free her from evil henchmen
Astutely to her father the king I told my intention
Bridge to the captain, this requires action
I'm ready for battle sir and it's about to happen
A terrified reaction, she must be saved
The legend spoke of a hero so impossibly brave
I looted cave after cave and ascended the final floor
Where I defeated the boar with the master sword

Five nickels, like a plated pistol
Flip it to a quarter and manipulate the pixels
Five nickels, like a plated pistol
Flip it to a quarter and manipulate the pixels
Up up down down left right
You're my kind of people if you know the rest right
Settle in for the night with your nickels and dimes
And go and save the whole world one level at a time

A call of distress from the planet at Ceres
The eerie silence has me weary fearing horrible theories
Annihilation of the station by the menace of Zebes
I'm suited up and in relentless pursuit of every apprentice
I met an evil king that led a pirate alliance
He was the tyrant that I held responsible for the violence
And as he stood before me silent with a look of disdain
With the defiance I rely on I confidently proclaimed
Bow down assassin, this requires action
I'm ready for battle sir and it's about to happen
A cowardly distraction, a powerful lesson
I then encountered colored doors corresponding to weapons
And after they were all collected I discovered the mother
I blew the cover off the brain and the hyper beam f***ing crushed her

Five nickels, like a plated pistol
Flip it to a quarter and manipulate the pixels
Five nickels, like a plated pistol
Flip it to a quarter and manipulate the pixels
Up up down down left right
You're my kind of people if you know the rest right
Settle in for the night with your nickels and dimes
And go and save the whole world one level at a time

I'm sorry but our princess remains in another castle
A prisoner of the king of the koopas and all his rabble
So I continued my travels, picturing her in shackles
The maiden had awakened my desire to be brave in the battle
I razzle dazzled, the evil turtle unraveled
Into a shell I finally straddled with no need for a saddle
I started to babble, and with the coolest composure
She said thank you Datacron your quest is now over

Five nickels, like a plated pistol
Flip it to a quarter and manipulate the pixels
Five nickels, like a plated pistol
Flip it to a quarter and manipulate the pixels
Up up down down left right
You're my kind of people if you know the rest right
Settle in for the night with your nickels and dimes
And go and save the whole world one level at a time



Credits
Writer(s): Adam Rushfield, Charles Laundrie
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