Fair Warming

Gettin' me hot saw you sweating
Say we've got he global warming
If it just means a thing
It's a heads up a fair warning

Well It's hot? And so what
I'm not completely made of wax
What the fuck about climate
I just talked about climax

Planet dies from heat
Because girls are gettin' hot
That's the usual tweet
Of an american idiot

Ocean's level is fucking rising
Brits have said London's drowning
The north pole is meltin'
Cos' it saw you undressin'

You say don't fly, take the train
I could but you know my penchant
Bending over to serve you champagne
There's nothing like a girly attendant

Planet dies from heat
Because girls are gettin' hot
That's the usual tweet
Of an american idiot

You said you are a lonely vegan
And blowjobs should be banned
You know no man will consent
Surely not my President

Planet dies from heat
Because girls are gettin' hot
That's the usual tweet
Of an american idiot

Planet dies from heat
Because girls are gettin' hot
That's the usual tweet
Of an american idiot