Falling Off the Bone (The BBQ Song)

I met a girl named Lilly
I gave her some of my chilli
She shook her head
Said this I can't believe

And the only thing that'll fix it
Is a big ole ten-pound brisket
But first you Gotta go see Malcolm Reed

Falling off the Bone
Falling off the Bone
You are not in heaven til its falling off the bone

And you will be alone
Til it's falling off the bone
You gotta learn to barbecue right

Lazy Suey (Lazy Suey)
Lazy Suey (Lazy Suey)
Lazy Suey
Cooking through the night

Lazy Suey (Lazy Suey)
Lazy Suey (Lazy Suey)
You gotta learn to barbecue right

And then she said to me
Where the hell's the SPG
Now rub me down so tenderly

I see you're eying that piece of skirt
I'll shank you're flank, sure gonna hurt
A sharpened knife is all I need

Oh Let's get the cooking
Let's get the cooking
And let it all hang out

Let's get the cooking
Let's get the cooking
You gotta learn to barbecue right

Falling off the bone
Falling off the bone
You are not in heaven til its falling off the bone

And you will be alone
Til it's falling off the bone
You gotta learn to barbecue right

145°
And then she said to me
Is your bark bigger than your bite?

With a sizzle in her eye and a crackle in the fire
She Carved it open, said "My My!"
I know
What we'll be doing tonight

Lazy Suey (Lazy Suey)
Lazy Suey (Lazy Suey)
You gotta learn to barbecue right

Lazy Suey (Lazy Suey)
Lazy Suey (Lazy Suey)
Cooking through the night

Now it's Falling off the Bone
Falling off the Bone
You are not in heaven til its Falling off the Bone

And you will be alone
Til it's Falling off the Bone
You gotta learn to barbecue right