Drinking Song (2021 Refreshed Version)

Drunk, deranged and dangerous
Can't remember what I'm trying to forget
Loud, lusty and loaded
I didn't even get my lips wet
I been drinking with my bosom buddies
Old grandad, Jim Beam and Jack D
Floating around my front door
I can't make the hole fit my key

I'm drink drinking alone
Yeh, I'm drink drinking alone
I know I oughta
Convert to tonic water
But I'm kinda happy drinking alone

Bombed, bevvied and blasted
Best friends with the stranger I just met
Pickled, pooped and plastered
I ain't even got started yet
Well I'm laughing all the way to his bank
Set 'em up Joe, one more for the road
Climb down from my trusty barstool
I'd say too much red eye has flowed

Well I'm drink drinking alone
Yeh, I'm drink drinking alone
I know I oughta convert to tonic water
But I'm sorta happy drinking alone

Let's see
Thunderbird, Mirage and Taboo
Gin and Tizer, Malibu
Port and lemon, vodka and lime
Carlsberg Special Brew, Buckfast wine
Brandy, whisky,
Cider and Perry
Tennants super
And cooking sherry

I'm drink, drinking alone
Yeh, I'm drink, drinking alone
Boozing, dehydration, oozing perspiration
But I'm sorta happy drinking alone
Well, I'm drink, drinking alone
I'm drink, drinking alone
Another little tipple and I'll be seeing triple
But I'm sorta happy drinking alone
Well, if I could stop this bender
I'd have much more to spenda
But I'm sorta happy drinking alone
Uh, huh, huh



Credits
Writer(s): Lucy Edwards
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