You Done Tamed Me

You done tamed me
This buck no longer is free
A lady doctor from New York City
Smiled at me with her eyes all pretty
Now I'm hooked and it's made me giddy
You done tamed me

"Oh, Danny, I'm flattered'

But wait!
How's a broken, busted carny like me gonna provide
For my brand new highfalutin, big city bride
And a kid that's on the way?

"Whoa, okay, I'm not your bride"
"And no need to worry about a baby 'cause I have this magic thing called an IUD"

Course if he's a boy, everything will be fine
But what if he's a girl?
A dainty, delicate, pink-wearin' frills and curls girl?
That'd change everything
"But would it? Really?"
"And again, I'm not preg—"
And so from this day forward I vow
I'm gonna get me some money someway, somehow

"I paid a colleague to insert a copper T-shaped device in my uterus to prevent the implantation—"
I gotta get some money
And there's no way to make it
"Forget it"
So I'm gonna have to steal it or even take it
"Those are the same thing"
Or filch it, or pilfer it
Or rob it, or swipe it
Or nick it, or thieve it
Or finagle it, or abscond with it
Or purloin it, or misappropriate with it



Credits
Writer(s): Paul Cinco
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