Average Joe
Hey, Rossy
I'm your Average Joe, it's nice to meet ya (Nice to meet ya)
You lookin good on Snap, I wanna see ya (Wanna see ya)
When I'm lookin at you, it's like a dream view (Like a dream view)
I want the whole thing, not just the preview (Just the preview)
I'm average with the ladies
But when they see my Mercedes
All of them go crazy
Like these teenage girls with Gravy
Cause I'm 5'11" got a 5 inch dick
I'm not flat like the Earth, but I'm not thick
I'll take you on a date, let's have a picnic
I'll treat you right, cause I'm not a prick
I don't gotta simp to impress, cause you know I'm the best
Cracking jokes I'm a jest, like I'm Link on a quest
Call me Ash, I'm the man on a horse-Rapidash
Going fast like that, you don't even gotta ask
Take you to the mall, and I'll walk you around
Then we'll go to the circus and laugh at the clown
Babe, you're my queen so you can get a crown
Let's fly to London, I'll take you downtown
I'm your Average Joe, it's nice to meet ya (Nice to meet ya)
You lookin good on Snap, I wanna see ya (Wanna see ya)
When I'm lookin at you, it's like a dream view (Like a dream view)
I want the whole thing, not just the preview (Just the preview)
She used to see me, she would just shrug
Now she hear me, she wanna hug
Entranced her with my humor
Babe, I want you in my future
So many dad jokes call me daddy
I want one thing: my girl to be happy
Makin' her laugh in the back of a taxi
She always laughing I'm not too shabby
Got one thing going for me: my wit
I don't wanna fuck, put away your tit
Don't got a body like Brad Pitt
Killed you with laughter, bought a casket
I just want love; I don't wanna fuck
I want you to smile, and say what's up
I don't want to put my dick in your butt
Make me nut; cause that's gross
I'm your Average Joe, it's nice to meet ya (Nice to meet ya)
You lookin good on snap, I wanna see ya (Wanna see ya)
When I'm lookin at you, it's like a dream view (Like a dream view)
I want the whole thing, not just the preview (Just the preview)
I'm your Average Joe, it's nice to meet ya (Nice to meet ya)
You lookin good on Snap, I wanna see ya (Wanna see ya)
When I'm lookin at you, it's like a dream view (Like a dream view)
I want the whole thing, not just the preview (Just the preview)
I'm average with the ladies
But when they see my Mercedes
All of them go crazy
Like these teenage girls with Gravy
Cause I'm 5'11" got a 5 inch dick
I'm not flat like the Earth, but I'm not thick
I'll take you on a date, let's have a picnic
I'll treat you right, cause I'm not a prick
I don't gotta simp to impress, cause you know I'm the best
Cracking jokes I'm a jest, like I'm Link on a quest
Call me Ash, I'm the man on a horse-Rapidash
Going fast like that, you don't even gotta ask
Take you to the mall, and I'll walk you around
Then we'll go to the circus and laugh at the clown
Babe, you're my queen so you can get a crown
Let's fly to London, I'll take you downtown
I'm your Average Joe, it's nice to meet ya (Nice to meet ya)
You lookin good on Snap, I wanna see ya (Wanna see ya)
When I'm lookin at you, it's like a dream view (Like a dream view)
I want the whole thing, not just the preview (Just the preview)
She used to see me, she would just shrug
Now she hear me, she wanna hug
Entranced her with my humor
Babe, I want you in my future
So many dad jokes call me daddy
I want one thing: my girl to be happy
Makin' her laugh in the back of a taxi
She always laughing I'm not too shabby
Got one thing going for me: my wit
I don't wanna fuck, put away your tit
Don't got a body like Brad Pitt
Killed you with laughter, bought a casket
I just want love; I don't wanna fuck
I want you to smile, and say what's up
I don't want to put my dick in your butt
Make me nut; cause that's gross
I'm your Average Joe, it's nice to meet ya (Nice to meet ya)
You lookin good on snap, I wanna see ya (Wanna see ya)
When I'm lookin at you, it's like a dream view (Like a dream view)
I want the whole thing, not just the preview (Just the preview)
Credits
Writer(s): Ross Yenerich
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