Drinkin' Song

My boss screamin' all day long, in my ear
My motorcycle screamed at me, too, 'cause I think I missed 2nd gear
Credit card man leaving messages, all day long
That three part morally's starting to sound like a drinkin' song

So I been drankin
Drinkin'
Drinkin' all night long

Even my ex yellin' on the phone sounds like a drinkin' song
Sad ones, bad ones, ain't heard that one in so lah-hong!
Everything I hear sounds like a drinkin' song

Yeah, maybe ya left me, or maybe I wanted it that way
Maybe I wanted to hang out in this here bar all day
Now, some of my dreams are gonna come true, and some of 'em ain't
So bored with my own complainin' it's like watchin' dryin' paint

So I been drinkin'
Drinkin'
Drinkin' all night long

The tune on hold with the cable company, sounded like a drinkin' song
The sad ones, bad ones, I've heard 'em all for so long!
The stories I tell myself in my head all sound like a drinkin' song

Take it all away sweet whiskey, oh, if only you could
But I know what's comin' in the the mornin' and it ain't good

I'm still going, yeah, I can tell it's getting late
'Cause the dude singing karaoke is startin' to sound a lot like George Strait

Oh, I been drinkin'
Drinkin'
Drinkin' all night long

Even my ex yellin' on the pho-hone, sounds like a drinkin' song
Sad ones, bad ones, ain't heard that one in so lah-hong!
Every song they're playin' sounds like a drinkin' song

Oh, I been drinkin'
Drinkin'
Drinkin' all night long

The dentist drill ringin' in my ear sounded whole lot like a drinkin' song
Sad ones, bad ones, ain't heard that one in sooo lah-hong!
La-hah-ong
Everything I hear sounds like a drinkin' song

Everything God's planned sounds like a drinkin' song