Freaky Friday

Yeah, I'm really into BDSM
Being stupid, dumb, and frankly a mess (uh)
I know I'm a freak, what's wrong with that
Come with me, I'll show you something I possess

Yes, you could say I'm into some toys (ooh)
Here's my favorite, named her Mister Missus (oh)
I mean look at her lovely red eyes
Don't forget to give her goodnight kisses

Wait, where are you going
Come back
Did I do something wrong
Where are you going
I'm sorry
Thought you two would get along

I thought you two would get along
It's my fault
It's on me
I should've known better

Yeah, I don't mind a couple spanks
Anything to swat these annoying flies
Using bug spray? Um yeah, thanks but no thanks
Are you trying to choke me? No, I think we're good

Yep, I'm totally into some role-play
Hold on, stay right there you need to see this
I wear this before I call it a day
I present to you, the greatest Missus

Wait, where are you going
Come back
Did I do something wrong
Where are you going
I'm sorry
Thought you two would get along

I thought you two would get along
It's my fault
It's on me
I should've known better

I thought you two would get along

I thought you two would get along