The G-Chord Song

I'm gonna sing you a song

This is the g-chord
This is the g-chord song
I hope you aren't bored
When I play the g-chord

I play it for the lord
He likes the g-chord
I'll tell you where pee is stored
After I play you the g-chord

You are probably floored
When I only play the g-chord
I'm in a psych ward
Cause I only play the g-chord

This is the g-chord
This is the g-chord song
I'm playing the g-chord
I'm playing it all day long
This is the g-chord

Hello everyone this is a formal apology on behalf of herald's goose (ahh)
Regarding the recent quality control of our material
As you've probably noticed by now (this is the g-chord)
We do not turn down any ideas that are brought to the table

While preparing for EP3 (where have I gone) the third EP
And exploring a return to our roots (this is the g-chord)
One of our members who shall remain anonymous (this song is too long)
Pitched the idea of the g-chord song
A track that is comprised of only the g major chord (this is the g-chord)

Due to the disgust espressed over this track
Which you are currently listening to
Which so happens to be the g-chord song (help)
We hereby vow to produce better music (please)
Which meets the standards our fans deserve (jesus christ help me)

The g-chord song is not funny (it hurts)
If you think the g-chord song is funny, you are wrong
The g-chord song was recorded and put on this release (please)
As a reminder of just what rock bottom is (this is the g-chord)
We can and will do better (there's no other chord)
Enjoy the rest of your day here at idlewild and soak zone