The Hero of My Story (Comfortable Doug)

This is the story of Comfortable Doug
Hero of his own life, rhyme, and verse, and now
He can talk about himself in the third person
Come forth, and give love
To Comfortable Doug
That's me

When I look back upon the story of my life (life)
I find I'm not a hero
I'm the best supporting actor (actor)
I never found a husband or a wife (wife)
Never found a thing to love
Or something to go after (after)
My life, it was no fairy tale
As a night guard in the moletaur jail (jail)

But then, I came above ground
To feel the sun (so hot)
And I won the sash in
Johnny Teatime's Be Best Competition (first place)
I can't return to prison life
With the earthworms, and the bugs (so nasty)
I'm the hero of my story now
I'm Comfortable Doug!

I'm Comfortable Doug
Comfortable Doug
I'm Comfortable
Comfortable, Comfortable Doug

I'm Comfortable Doug
Comfortable Doug
I'm Comfortable
Comfortable, Comfortable Doug

Yes
You know... I've always been called
"Comfortable Doug"
Because
That's my name
But recently I
Became Comfortable Doug
And I want to share, with you all
That... you could be comfortable as well

Just ask the Glitter Cats
Glitter Cats?
Yes?

Are you comfortable?
Yes, we're comfortable

What are they doing here?
Doug, we're trying to have some alone time with Horse, before

Or just ask Sunfish Merguy!
Sunfish Merguy?
Yeah?
Are you comfortable?
Yeah, fairly comfortable, thanks

Or just ask Gebbery
Gebbery, I know (Huh)
Life is hard as a vegetable
But are you comfortable?
I'm not a vegetable, I'm a tree
And I'm not comfortable, I'm cold!

Well, if you had a jacket
You would be, otherwise?
Ok, look, don't get weird on me with details
My point is, none of us are comfortable
Until we are ALL comfortable
And I'm

Comfortable
Comfortable
Comfortable Doug (yeah)

I'm Comfortable Doug
Comfortable Doug
I'm Comfortable (woo hoo)
Comfortable
Comfortable Doug
Ja!

That is one real banger, Comfortable Douglas



Credits
Writer(s): Dominic B Bisignano
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