200 Proofs Rap

Y'all say it's a distraction, but look, what's happening
Truthers taking to the streets with a plan of action
Why would they fib about where we live?
Y'all, what's the point, man? It is what it is
Well, how you think those captains navigate the sea
It's easy as plain trigonometry
Ask any surveyor or architect If there's a lick of curvature that they can detect
Even civil engineers say we ain't on a sphere
Ask pilots what they see when they up in the air
Sayin' that we're all monkeys on a ball Spinning East
As if we don't belong like we're some kind of disease
Now have you ever seen a river running uphill
That's what I thought, and you never will
You want a nail in the coffin I'm sure you can have it
Take a good look at the second law of thermodynamics, what

You got CGI, we got 200 proofs You got NASA lies, we got 200 proofs
You got lights in the sky, we got 200 proofs
We got 200 proofs, over 200 proofs
You got CGI, we got 200 proofs You got NASA lies, we got 200 proofs
You got lights in the sky, we got 200 proofs
We got 200 proofs, over 200 proofs

The earth's flatter than a matador off that caton
This rhyme's tighter than a dry Heimann-lined vagina
Your mind's kinda like a fine china dining item
Ready to crack at the first sign of any pressure
So let's test you with the best open-ended questions
Consider first, don't just blurt out your worst suggestion
What shapes the world is it twirling around, you reckon
Take a second, you're gonna need a physics lesson
You've been taught that you ought not to feel the spinning
But I've got quite a lot to reveal this evening
It seems you bought an implausible false theory
Cause on a ball, there's gradients involved
It's not so simple, it's one speed for all
Thousand mile pH, right at the equator
With polar observers sitting softly at nil
And everyone between at different speeds still

You got CGI, we got 200 proofs
You got NASA lies, we got 200 proofs
You got lights in the sky, we got 200 proofs
We got 200 proofs, over 200 proofs

You got CGI, we got 200 proofs
You got NASA lies, we got 200 proofs
You got lights in the sky, we got 200 proofs
We got 200 proofs, over 200 proofs

Airy's Failure is just a play on words
No matter how hard they try, they can't move the earth
Is it on pillars or balanced on elephants
Questions like that may seem like nonsense
Unless you're willing to clear your mind
Of all that propaganda they use to confine
Your own logic and levels of reasoning
We're always hearing explain the seasons
See the sun moves itself on a circuit
Between the tropics of Cancer and Capricorn, you heard of it
How about the spire atop of Notre Dame
Ship captains say they see it 150 miles away
At that distance, it would be a mile below the curve
Light refraction only accounts for a twelfth of that ya heard
They changing shape to an oblate spheroid
Sounds like the ramblings of a bloated schizoid