Asshole

Since '86 I been that little shit, Son of a bitch
A dirty prick that spits, talks shit and grabs his dick
And asshole who mac's hoes, bro
Smack their trash ass and smash out their vag holes
A fucking schmuck, just stuck with bad luck.
Could give a fuck if the world blows up to dust
A nut case and fuck face who stuffs blades
Inside your damn mom's tampons for fucks sake
An alcoholic idiot, a drug addict, degenerate
A menace to society, and enemy to innocent
I'm meant to be the meanest, to indecent for your censorship
I laugh when bitches get beat up, it' funny shit, now isn't it
A straight dick, I hit kids that wear glasses, gay bashes, shake babies and swears at them
Blatant savage, above average with no soul
An asshole I'm told, I know hoe, I'm so cold

Been the same since my birthday
He's such a fucking asshole
Same way since my first day
He's such a fucking asshole

Inconsiderate and legitimate piece of shit
I'll twist a bitches tit, then kick her square in the clitoris
I clear don't give a shit, I'm clearly just a worthless prick
I'll tell a chick she's fat just to hurt your feelings on purpose bitch
So fill a with dicks and eat them up you dumb slut
And if you ain't hungry then shove up your dumb cunt
With some luck you'll choke on some nut
And when you die, they'll have to pump the cum from your butt
And at your funeral I'll treat your headstone like a urinal
And piss right on your grave like someone did inside my cereal
Before they bury you, shit in the coffin that will carry you
In other words, you'll rest in feces before I marry you
So get it through your thick skull, I'm nasty as a shit hole
So fuck the way you feel, and swallow this whole dick hoe
A bitch know I'm shady and they hate me when I act so
But still they want to date me, they go crazy for this asshole

Been the same since my birthday
He's such a fucking asshole
Same way since my first day
Check me out

I'll push a cripple in a wheelchair down a flight of stairs
At the zoo I took a baby, placed him in a pit of bears
I'll tell a bitch I love her, then don't call her, I don't care
Sneak up to a guy that's blind and scream right in his fucking ear
A relentless prick, mean son of a bitch
I'll piss in to your apple juice and laugh as you take a sip
Invite you over then pull your chair out just before you go to sit
Then tie your shoe laces together so when you walk away, you trip
I'll spit in your food, I'm disrespectful and rude
Tell you you act like a bitch, and your mom looks like a dude
Everything that i do is so offensive and crude.
They said I'm the head of a dick so much, that shit must be true
A sensational disgrace, defacating on your sisters face
A plain old waste of space, I'm my mother's worst mistake
Lord Jesus Christ, for heavens sake, please someone place him in a cage
I'm a villain, should be killed, till then, this assholes here to stay
Bitch

Been the same since my birthday
He's such a fucking asshole
Same way since my first day
He's such a fucking asshole
Been the same since my birthday
He's such a fucking asshole
Same way since my first day
He's such a fucking asshole