I Always, Always, Never Get My Man
Once I wooed a Swede named Bjorn
Had his maid bring tea each morn
Turns out horny Bjorn
He loved servant porn
And poof went my plan
I am beautiful and clever
And I always, always never get my man
There was Tex who traded stocks
Hired a girl to darn his socks
And when Texy's socks
Lead to sexy talks
I was out on my can
Give my all to each endeavor
And I always, always never get my man
Fell in love with Cole's 1930 rolls
Dreamed that I would be his bride
But when his chauffeur turned out be a her
They both took me for a ride
Seems I'll never end this curse
'Cause now my doctor has this nurse
And what's worse the nurse wants me to disperse
Like dust from a fan
So I hope you've had your fun
But the fact is, girl, you're done
'Cause this time, hon
Oh, this time, hon
Yeah, this time, hon
I am gonna, gonna get my man
Had his maid bring tea each morn
Turns out horny Bjorn
He loved servant porn
And poof went my plan
I am beautiful and clever
And I always, always never get my man
There was Tex who traded stocks
Hired a girl to darn his socks
And when Texy's socks
Lead to sexy talks
I was out on my can
Give my all to each endeavor
And I always, always never get my man
Fell in love with Cole's 1930 rolls
Dreamed that I would be his bride
But when his chauffeur turned out be a her
They both took me for a ride
Seems I'll never end this curse
'Cause now my doctor has this nurse
And what's worse the nurse wants me to disperse
Like dust from a fan
So I hope you've had your fun
But the fact is, girl, you're done
'Cause this time, hon
Oh, this time, hon
Yeah, this time, hon
I am gonna, gonna get my man
Credits
Writer(s): Paul Cinco
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