Damn Granny
Damn Granny
Poppin hella xany
Drop it down to the floor
Bust it with that fanny
Granny keep a Glock
And if you step up to he
Cross her on the block
They'll find you in the sewer
Bussin on the corner
She don't give a fuck
She been dealin quarters
She ain't feedin ducks
If you stand before her
Lookin like a schmuck
Blast you with her mortar
And hitchu with her truck
She ain't sweet, she ain't nice
From the street, she got ice
In her veins, whatchu say?
Shoot your ass, in the brain
Look her up on Facebook
Leave you lookin face shook
She just might shank your ass
With her crochet hook
Headin down to Bingo
She finna win that money yo
Beat her in her lingo
She'll leave you lookin bloody ho
Snortin cocaine
Then she beatchu with her cane
Now she callin Life Alert
Cuz she bringin on the pain
Beat your ass at rummy
And she takin all your money
Gettin high on some gummies
And she chasin'em with honey
Foaming at the mouth
Now she gettin angry
Rippin off her blouse
Lookin hella crazy
Watch her on them bath salts
Now she unstoppable
Drop you to the asphalt
Stopping her impossible
In the gym, where she bulk
My granny gettin big
Crush your ass like the Hulk
Break you like a twig
Damn Granny
Poppin hella xany
Drop it down to the floor
Bust it with that fanny
Granny keep a glock
And if you step up to her
Cross her on the block
They'll find you in the sewer
Bussin on the corner
She don't give a fuck
She been dealin quarters
She ain't feedin ducks
If you stand before her
Lookin like a schmuck
Blast you with her mortar
And hitchu with her truck
Tendin to that garden
Grow that Jazz Cabbage
Oh I beg your pardon?
My granny mad savage
She been bakin cake
Got more cake than Drake
And her shit is laced
Take a trip through outer space
Coin purse, what's inside
Want a line, get in line
Carry pills, bonafide
And you know they ain't prescribed
Credit card said declined
So my granny pull the nine
Shoot your ass in the spine
Cuz my granny ain't benign
And you know she crochet
While she blow Mary Jane
Cloudy thoughts, disarray
Hit the club, everyday
While she blazed, only way
Tippin strippers on display
Throwin 100's, no delay
Damn Granny, ayy
Punanee Granny
With stripppers Tammy and Candy
Pop xany, get handsy, dandy
Touch crannies, drink brandy, fancy
Havem singing shanties
Like dancing chimpanzees prancing
And Candy worship like Ramsses
Cuz Granny be so commanding
Damn Granny
Poppin hella xany
Drop it down to the floor
Bust it with that fanny
Granny keep a glock
And if you step up to her
Cross her on the block
They'll find you in the sewer
Bussin on the corner
She don't give a fuck
She been dealin quarters
She ain't feedin ducks
If you stand before her
Lookin like a schmuck
Blast you with her mortar
And hitchu with her truck
Poppin hella xany
Drop it down to the floor
Bust it with that fanny
Granny keep a Glock
And if you step up to he
Cross her on the block
They'll find you in the sewer
Bussin on the corner
She don't give a fuck
She been dealin quarters
She ain't feedin ducks
If you stand before her
Lookin like a schmuck
Blast you with her mortar
And hitchu with her truck
She ain't sweet, she ain't nice
From the street, she got ice
In her veins, whatchu say?
Shoot your ass, in the brain
Look her up on Facebook
Leave you lookin face shook
She just might shank your ass
With her crochet hook
Headin down to Bingo
She finna win that money yo
Beat her in her lingo
She'll leave you lookin bloody ho
Snortin cocaine
Then she beatchu with her cane
Now she callin Life Alert
Cuz she bringin on the pain
Beat your ass at rummy
And she takin all your money
Gettin high on some gummies
And she chasin'em with honey
Foaming at the mouth
Now she gettin angry
Rippin off her blouse
Lookin hella crazy
Watch her on them bath salts
Now she unstoppable
Drop you to the asphalt
Stopping her impossible
In the gym, where she bulk
My granny gettin big
Crush your ass like the Hulk
Break you like a twig
Damn Granny
Poppin hella xany
Drop it down to the floor
Bust it with that fanny
Granny keep a glock
And if you step up to her
Cross her on the block
They'll find you in the sewer
Bussin on the corner
She don't give a fuck
She been dealin quarters
She ain't feedin ducks
If you stand before her
Lookin like a schmuck
Blast you with her mortar
And hitchu with her truck
Tendin to that garden
Grow that Jazz Cabbage
Oh I beg your pardon?
My granny mad savage
She been bakin cake
Got more cake than Drake
And her shit is laced
Take a trip through outer space
Coin purse, what's inside
Want a line, get in line
Carry pills, bonafide
And you know they ain't prescribed
Credit card said declined
So my granny pull the nine
Shoot your ass in the spine
Cuz my granny ain't benign
And you know she crochet
While she blow Mary Jane
Cloudy thoughts, disarray
Hit the club, everyday
While she blazed, only way
Tippin strippers on display
Throwin 100's, no delay
Damn Granny, ayy
Punanee Granny
With stripppers Tammy and Candy
Pop xany, get handsy, dandy
Touch crannies, drink brandy, fancy
Havem singing shanties
Like dancing chimpanzees prancing
And Candy worship like Ramsses
Cuz Granny be so commanding
Damn Granny
Poppin hella xany
Drop it down to the floor
Bust it with that fanny
Granny keep a glock
And if you step up to her
Cross her on the block
They'll find you in the sewer
Bussin on the corner
She don't give a fuck
She been dealin quarters
She ain't feedin ducks
If you stand before her
Lookin like a schmuck
Blast you with her mortar
And hitchu with her truck
Credits
Writer(s): Devin Olds
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