Me, Myself, and Wine

Tired of tissues, all of my issues
Saying I miss you to someone who don't miss me
Oh, I hate it, feeling so jaded
It kills me 'cause, baby, you bring out the worst

In a girl who can't help but pick up when you call
Comes when you want her and leaves when you don't
I could stay sober until I come over
But maybe I'll hang here tonight, 'cause

I'd be better off just staying home alone
With me, myself and wine
Tip my Sauvignon bottle 'til it's gone
And then I'll do it one more time, I know

I'd better get too drunk to drive
Or else, I'd probably turn around and change my mind
I'd be better off just staying home alone
With me, myself and wine

Tonight, tonight
Me, myself and wine

I hope I wake up, my own bed, no makeup
Might feel like shit, but at least I'll still have some pride
Need you off my mind
I'll take a headache any day if I don't have to cry

I'd be better off just staying home alone
With me, myself and wine
Tip my Sauvignon bottle 'til it's gone
And then I'll do it one more time, I know

I'd better get too drunk to drive
Or else, I'd probably turn around and change my mind
I'd be better off just staying home alone
With me, myself and wine

Tonight, tonight
Me, myself and wine
Tonight, red or white
Me, myself and wine

Tonight, my lips will be all over someone else
My loyal lovers waiting for on the top shelf
We'll be sending thoughts of you straight to hell, yeah
Straight to hell

I'd be better off just staying home alone
With me, myself and wine
Tip my Sauvignon bottle 'til it's gone
And then I'll do it one more time, I know

I'd better get too drunk to drive
Or else, I'd probably turn around and change my mind
I'd be better off just staying home alone
With me, myself and wine

Tonight, tonight
Me, myself and wine (oh, whoa)
Tonight, red or white
Me, myself and wine

Tonight, tonight (oh-oh)
Me, myself and wine
Tonight, tonight
Me, myself and wine