Bar Lord Guardian Of Analogies

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Analogical
Introducing your pilot
I'm the bar lord, guardian of the analogies
Automatic bullets with the words I rap casualties
Came with a bigger flow Big Show go Bam like Bigelow
Instrumental I kill it though
Like a ritual sacrifice suffice
If shorty bad got to hit her with the Fabolous Nice
Cause her body like Ferraris on Pilates

And you haters couldn't see us any moment Illuminati
Shock value get head in my spaceship cockpit
Shake and bake with her weave like Ricky got this
While the whole world watch me, thought they gunna stop me
Meat get tossed like Hibachi
Keyboard gangstas talking shit Cal shake em
Keep a full clip that's a cast of Statham
For every shit talker in person that want to switch it up like not me not me
Don't pull a gun unless you ready to die
Don't act new or lean make the pelican fly
Straight shot without the chase so keep up with the pace
Lawyers at Costcos get them by the case

Never need to guess see I doubt it there's vest, say less let the bullet investigate
And don't hesitate cause if roles were reverse nigga bet you levitate
Real talk I gotta axe what time you on?
I'm dressed all black Zack with the Mastodon
I live a modern life like U.N.E.N.O
But you and you get it like Hakusho
On my worst behavior like you know me
One day they will see I'm G.O.D
And my aura is the Place To Be
Like Slaughterhouse feat. B.O.B
Never needed a M.O.B to ante up like M.O.P my G
D.E.P with the special delivery
Never ever question marks like riddle me
Pardon my awesome put your lighters up this is lyrical arson
And your time gone and Wentz like Carson
If rap was a league? I won't stop till my balls in the league like Lavars sons

Pom poms on my mom palms
And applauds from every doubter it's loud as thunder
Split pie with the fam like cowabunga
If my team know I got it then I'm giving it Manifest a future feel good living it
Through pure will I will black out on every verse like the first aunt Vivian
Just to disappear transparency clear
Should I give in to my fears or steer and be a pioneer
2 chains for my brothers I ain't told no lie
We are Sho Nuffs crew mixed with Corba Kai
We will smash everything to pieces literal thesis to own our city no leases
Guarantee these haters will cheer like that bald headed nigga with telekinesis
Started writing at 13 calm before storm
Now I don't know if this my final form
It's a gift and curse just to rap a lot
Still protect all mine like Kakarot
Different caliber of rap in Camelot

Tell these panicking mannequins that I got the upper hand again
Man handling Anakin with the force that I'm channeling
The boy can't rap that's news to me
Got them saying uh oh like Lumidee
You don't got to understand mine like a land mine
Mind blown wind chimes dial up dimes like a land line
Verbal land slides from my mandible like I'm Man Kind
Double time every word in between till the next rhyme
I'm a whole damn star hit harder than moon shine
Got a galaxy full of analogies I didn't plan it
Every syllable killable you wishing I 'm bout to grant it
During this pandemic aesthetically became kinetic
The paramedics condemn it but shhh, you need to dead it.

The hustle in me embedded not edited like a Reddit
Beheaded I never let it I got to go get it
Go after your goals Analogical recommend it
And I say what I mean they oops I never said it
What's this? 6 figure deal knocking at my door
Cause I got it on lock, what you figured four?
Still need more zeros at the end of that bitch
I do this shit with flair private jet mileage
Real talk I debate would I even really even sign
All eyes on me when my pen is on the line
Went from diesel free throw to a long term hero never lose my publishing rights
What it look like if my pen getting Deboed
Signing on a line just to stroke my ego

A lot of smart rappers in the game I been watching a ton
Wizards like Russ with the pen not dunk
This is Gods work, God speed, God Sent
This is Gods strength, Gods pen kaioken times 10
I'm winning this game it's no depending
When the money falling down don't call it overspending
I do it for the ones who really love attending
Grinding it out, up in extra innings
I'm that last call to the bull pen
Mariano light jog all good things come to an end