Welcome To Frisco

Welcome to Frisco
Welcome to Frisco
Ladies and gents if you're ready for this, go
Oh San Francisco

Now the hero of our story is
Just an average guy with a gift
His dick is longer than the Go-olden Gate Bridge
His childhood was rather rough
His uncle touched him in the bath and
A lion raped him in front of his other half

So he turned to crack and booze
Because he had nothing to lose
And he sold his body on the street
To any man, woman, or dog he'd meet

Welcome to Frisco
Welcome to Frisco
City of crackwhores where only the helpless go
San Francisco
Welcome to Frisco
Welcome to Frisco
Criminal cesspool, don't you dare go
Oh San Francisco

Deep in the shadows a demon awakens
His name is Jerome Fingerblast
Powerful semen and tentacle penises
Kill anyone in his path
Building creations of mass masturbation
Robotic unstoppable horde
Vengeance is his for the sins of the father
Are paid for by blood of the son

Now our hero is climbing high
He's been recruited by the FBI
They want him to become an undercover spy
The mission target is a rich old snob
And his name is Richard Littleknob
They think he's close to the leader of the mob

So we've got to track him down
Searching every corner of town
Following the scent of his dirty scrote
And it leads to a TV studio

Welcome to Frisco
Welcome to Frisco
Den of desire where the stinking rich go
Oh San Francisco
Welcome to Frisco
Welcome to Frisco
Ladies and Gents, still ready for this? Go
Oh San Francisco



Credits
Writer(s): Taylor Horne
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