The Legend of Jerome Fingerblast
Dark and Deranged personas
Working secretly in Hiroshima
Trying to create the perfect human gene
Elephant semen, sixteen year old virgin
They get so close, they feel their luck
But disaster comes, the bomb struck
He clambered out of the hole
A million tentacle poles
Brought death and destruction to all in his way
Arseageddon was wrought on this day
This is all I know about his past
Vengeance will be his, Jerome Fingerblast
Rural US, 1950's
Nighttime forest, something lurks in the trees
Bodies destroyed by a large penile object
By a Shlong 8 inches thick the victims wrecked
Go near this man, you'll get a shock
Ravaged hard by his thundercocks
Shadow of death, New Mexico
A place even aliens don't go
All their spaceships were taken down and destroyed
The CIA said it was an asteroid
Breaking the time space continuum
Jerome feasts on perineum
Special operatives, seventy one
With state of the art bombs and guns
Tasked by high powers to catch or kill Jerome
Ventured into what was said to be his home
All were killed a year later more
Video footage shows what's in store
Jerome Fingerblast is now a powerful man
We need to stop him however we can
We must get to Paris now before it's too late
Surely you remember? If not masturbate
You do not remember? Your mind has been blocked
It's time to solve this piece of the puzzle
How I know all this I hear you grumble
My name is Bob Fingerblast, I am Jerome's uncle
Working secretly in Hiroshima
Trying to create the perfect human gene
Elephant semen, sixteen year old virgin
They get so close, they feel their luck
But disaster comes, the bomb struck
He clambered out of the hole
A million tentacle poles
Brought death and destruction to all in his way
Arseageddon was wrought on this day
This is all I know about his past
Vengeance will be his, Jerome Fingerblast
Rural US, 1950's
Nighttime forest, something lurks in the trees
Bodies destroyed by a large penile object
By a Shlong 8 inches thick the victims wrecked
Go near this man, you'll get a shock
Ravaged hard by his thundercocks
Shadow of death, New Mexico
A place even aliens don't go
All their spaceships were taken down and destroyed
The CIA said it was an asteroid
Breaking the time space continuum
Jerome feasts on perineum
Special operatives, seventy one
With state of the art bombs and guns
Tasked by high powers to catch or kill Jerome
Ventured into what was said to be his home
All were killed a year later more
Video footage shows what's in store
Jerome Fingerblast is now a powerful man
We need to stop him however we can
We must get to Paris now before it's too late
Surely you remember? If not masturbate
You do not remember? Your mind has been blocked
It's time to solve this piece of the puzzle
How I know all this I hear you grumble
My name is Bob Fingerblast, I am Jerome's uncle
Credits
Writer(s): Taylor Horne
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