Chips & Dip

I met this guy with a wandering eye
He begged me to please be his alibi
I'm already on the run
Shifting racks by the tonne
So let me be charitable
Ace samaritan, veritable
Said yes on one condition
We complete my final mission
Details to be discussed
Let's just say it involves a bus
And a sketchy driver named Gus

Chips nodded, bumped my fist
Presented his itemized list
We departed with cool speed
On his scooter painted green

I rode on the back
Feeling like a Mack
Daydreaming 'bout all the goodies we'd stack
Chips leaned into the wind
Kicked me in the shin
And revved that Vespa to the maximum
Chips revved that Vespa to the maximum
Yes he revved that Vespa to the maximum
He revved that Vespa with a hardcore dip
And we both began the trip

On three contentious point we both agreed
Take a break from the weed
Not succumb to unfettered greed
And never admit defeat
Now I've coddled pipe dreams, schemed up schemes
Been caught in more headlights than a herd of deer memes
Sick done living in an ugly room for another eight long years

Never a hero
Hopes crushed to zero
Down for a romp
With a new pal stomp

Fist pumped to bust
Tossed my cap into the gust
Pavement for the quest
Let them all eat our dust!

I rode on the back
Feeling like the Mack
Daydreaming 'bout all the goodies we'd stack
Chips leaned into the wind
Kicked me in the shin
And revved that Vespa to the maximum
Chips revved that Vespa to the maximum
Yes he revved that Vespa to the maximum
He revved that Vespa with a hardcore dip
And we both began the trip

When they talk about us in the annals of crime
Get the story straight, so my rep shines
I never gave flack
Actually wore a helmet
Didn't spot the tracks
That mangled my mouth shut

I'm stuck in traction
Lips so dry they're chapping
Cause they're flapping all day about our legacy
Though I'm out of the race
Pinned to the table
I'm not lacking for an amusing fable

Tires blown out, partner thrown south
Rocks in the mouth, broken back rout
Let them never forget when I shout
We weren't just lazy louts!

I rode on the back
Feeling like the Mack
Daydreaming 'bout all the goodies we'd stack
Chips leaned into the wind
Kicked me in the shin
And revved that Vespa to the maximum
Chips revved that Vespa to the maximum
Yes he revved that Vespa to the maximum
He revved that Vespa with a hardcore dip
And we both began to trip