Get That Woman Off of Your Mind

I know you're feeling brokenhearted
You're gonna heal, but it'll take time
You need to find some healthy ways to
Get that woman off of your mind
You wanna vent? I'm down to listen
But I can't do it all of the time
You need to find some other ways to
Get that woman off of your mind
'Cause I see the rejection slowly get the best of you
There's gotta be a hobby you've got more time to pursue

You wouldn't know about her new man
If you didn't stalk her online
You need to find some healthy ways to
Get that woman off of your mind
I see you swiping right on Tinder
Do you think that now's a good time
To try to woo another woman
With your last one still on your mind?
Well, I see loneliness has stripped you of your dignity
Put the smartphone down and redirect that energy

One night, we hung out in my basement
I offered you a Miller or two
You drank them all and I was forced to
Hide your own damn car keys from you
You slept on my couch; I heard you
Whimpering her name a few times
You gotta find a better way to
Get that woman off of your mind
'Cause I can see the ending of this sad and sordid tale
There's gotta be a therapist who charges sliding scale
Your broken heart could run our friendship right into the ground
A man who can't move on's a threat to everyone around