The Lights, The Trees, The Songs (feat. Noel Rayos, Lesley Zlabinger, Daniel McCormick, John Marriott & Mindi Trimble)

Merry Christmas one and all (To one and all)
It's finally here; it's Christmas eve (It's Christmas eve)
We've been waiting for so long to see the
Bright lights, the trees, and snow
Just listen
The songs that we all know

The lights, the trees
Why must they keep repeating
The snow, oh please
And singing season's greetings
Just pick a key
I feel my eardrums bleeding
Begone from me

Please sir can you spare a shilling
Mister Scrooge, you have so much to share

That's true, you're right
I have a lot of money
But it's all mine
Do you think he's being funny?

Don't waste my time
Pretending to be chummy
I do decline

We can pinch your pennies, sir
I promise it won't hurt a bit (Won't hurt a bit)
Giving back is better, sir (It's better, sir)

Go away
You could make a difference
Not today
Simply one remittance

Remit not one pence
A farthing then
You do not quit
We're known to be relentless
I'm sick of it!

At this festive time of year
Everyone deserves some cheer
We are trying to help the poor
What shall we put you down for?

The poor (The poor)
In town? (In town)
They suffer from starvation
Nothing (Nothing)
Put down (Put down)
Your help would be salvation
Why are we still having this conversation?
Good day

I don't know how you can be so depraved
When there are thousands dying to be saved
I will work until the grave
And they do nothing but just beg for further handouts

No one ever helped me
Please sir
No one ever helped me
Mister
No one ever helped me

I hope that you freeze out here and die

Mister Scrooge, we'll pray for you
Please, don't bother

Gloria!

They smile (Smile we cannot hide it)
As they prance around with cheer (Cheerful and delighted)
Makes me ill to watch the joy (Joy, we're so excited)
It's so bloody stupid
And pitiful ridiculous

But once a year
The lights (The lights)
The trees (The trees)
The songs (The songs)

So magical and marvelous
This Christmas eve

O Holy Night
O Christmas Tree
O Little Town of Bethlehem
I curse your peace on earth goodwill toward men
Again I say
Good day