Bunny Boiler

Bunny! Bunny! Clever bunny!
Funny bunny! Hairy funny honey!

Hey man going to tell you a story
Met this girl and God she was horny
Because I'm the man I took me chance
And I asked the girly, the girly to dance

Bunny boiler, funny bunny boiler
Dice, chop, stew that's what she gonna do. Hey!
Bunny boiler, funny bunny boiler
Dice, chop, stew that's what she gonna do
She gonna chop up the bunny
Gonna dice it fine
You think you got away
But not this time
She gonna dice up the bunny
Gonna dice it fine
You think you got away
But not this time

This is where the story gets good
I did the bitch just where she stood
I then got up and I tried to walk away
I realised then she gonna make me pay!

Bunny boiler, funny bunny boiler
Dice, chop, stew that's what she gonna do. Hey!
Bunny boiler, funny bunny boiler
Dice, chop, stew that's what she gonna do
She gonna chop up the bunny
Gonna dice it fine
You think you got away
But not this time
She gonna dice up the bunny
Gonna dice it fine
You think you got away
But not this time

Two days later the doorbell rang
I knew it was her I heard a screaming from a pan
She had me bunny, me bunny in a pot
She told me wife, me friends I lost the lot

Bunny boiler, funny bunny boiler
Dice, chop, stew that's what she gonna do. Hey!
Bunny boiler, funny bunny boiler
Dice, chop, stew that's what she gonna do
She gonna chop up the bunny
Gonna dice it fine
You think you got away
But not this time
She gonna dice up the bunny
Gonna dice it fine
You think you got away
But not this time

Moral of the story goes like this
You see a lovely girl and you take the piss
You know she looks lovely; you know she looks fine
But she'll be a bunny boiler, boiler every time

Bunny boiler, funny bunny boiler
Dice, chop, stew that's what she gonna do. Hey!
Bunny boiler, funny bunny boiler
Dice, chop, stew that's what she gonna do
She gonna chop up the bunny
Gonna dice it fine
You think you got away
But not this time
She gonna dice up the bunny
Gonna dice it fine
You think you got away
But not this time

Bunny bunny, bunny bunny boiler...



Credits
Writer(s): Jamie Tassell
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