I Want To Be Neenja

I shut my Murphy bed, sat down to scratch my head
What could this day bring? It could be anything
I get the phone call, I gotta help them all
Go girl will save the day, Chow will not get away
It didn't take me long to find the ticking bomb
He took off in my jeep, that Chow is such a creep!
I gotta find a way to take down Chow one day
He pulled that neenja move, it got me to behoove, mmm

You know what? May be I too could be neenja?

I want to be neenja
I want to be neenja
I want to chop, chop, chop Chow down
Take Chow down to china town
I want to be neenja

I started training hard, I think I could go far
I am a natural that's matter-of- factual
I learned to chop real hard
I fight with credit card
I use my nun-chucks even while feeding ducks
I throw my neenja star, oh, so very far
I do karate moves with a go girl move
I learned my neenja kicks, while watching netflix
I try do everything, like on the big screen

And you guys, you know what?
I might do it, I might be a neenja soon!

I gonna be neenja
I gonna be neenja
I gonna chop, chop, chop Chow down
Take Chow down to china town
I gonna be neenja

I practice everyday, I practice everyway
I don't always do good, I really wish I could
I drink from sippy cup, you know I won't give up
I got to try my best, you can expect no less
That Chow has not a clue, it's too good to be true
I'm making progress, feels good I must confess
I catch a flying tick, with my chop stick
I take down anyone, ha, ha, ha, this is getting fun

You guys, I think I almost a neenja!

I almost a neenja
I almost a neenja
I tried to chop, chop, chop Chow down
Take Chow down to china town
I almost a neenja

You guys, it's time

I traveled to the misty mountains of china (misty mountains, ohhm)
I meditate with the ancient buddah of Asia, who gives me guidance
I hear the bells of ancient times
I meditate, I levitate
I elevate my soul
My strength it's coming
I open my eyes and envision the goal

I snuck up to his place, open my neenja case
Pull out my neenja gear
Oh, I hope he didn't hear
I sneak up to his room, he's sleeping I assume
I didn't think that he would be expecting me
Pulled out my neenja sword

He hit me with a board
I came to really fast
Gotta get Chow at last!
I tried with all my might to put up a good fight
Did neenja move real fast
I took down Chow at last!

Oh, yes I did
I took down Chow!

I finally Neenja
I finally Neenja
I got to chop, chop, chop Chow down
Take Chow down to china town
I finally Neenja