FNAF RAP BATTLE

Ayy, shoutout to Freddy Fazbear,
And all my friends at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria,
B**ting my m**t to the Chica Cam,
Sh*t's tinier than a slab of ham,
Sh*t, I would let Chica give me that sloppy,
Let that b*tch stuff my *ss with cupcakes,
Sh*t this might've been a mistake
I got so much sh*t on stake,
But Chica too fine, I ain't care,
F*ckin' till I feel like I've died,
S*cked me so good, I had to revive,
B**ting my m**t till Freddy arrives,
Need some h**d, I'm so deprived,
Oh no, here comes Freddy, but I ain't ready,
Oh sh*t, it's five already,
Oh god, it's Bonnie as well,
This is about to be hell,
Chica passed out on the floor,
Damn, that b*tch a wh*re,
Sh*t, my power is only at four
♫
Yo, My name is Freddy, and I'm not a soft teddy,
When I'm done with your frontal lobe, you will need a meddy beddy!
I will kill all the kids outside, that looks sketchy,
I will make you my pet dog, you better go fetch, G!
Everytime I see a group of kids, they skedaddle,
I'm gonna take one of their *sses n' spank it with a ping pong paddle!
Or, I'll trick a kid to ride me with a saddle,
Then, I'll eat him up like I'll eat your *sses, and then cackle!
The power shut off, I'm gonna play my song,
Chica isn't coming, she's on my d*ng!
Be scared, don't blink, or I'll drain your blood in the sink,
I'll bend every bone and joint in your body, my special k*nk!
You really think you n*ggas can mess with the Freddy crew,
I'm gonna grind you into bubble gum, then chew, then spew,
You're out of my mouth, so you're sticky like glue,
Then, stare at you viciously while I stuff you in a suit, swag!
How are you gonna say I'm not a fox B,
I'm the big n*gga, I'm the f*cking foxy!
Running around, snatching kids, I'm ready to eat,
I run so fast, I be running track meets!
If I catch you n*ggas, then I'ma stuff you in my sachel,
So you better catch me running at you in the hall,
You look left, you look right, you can't see me at all!
It seems you lost sight of me, so you open all the doors,
And then, I rush in and put you on all fours!
Then, stab you with my hook, but I can't bare to look,
But luckily, I have an eye patch, so it won't get me shook.
Maybe, I'll take your booty and cook you on a stove,
And leave the rest to decay in my cove,
But, I loathe the fact that you're still living,
And I haven't eaten you yet, two pieces of poo,
Man, I wanna shove you in a cauldron and stir that like stew!
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Freddy and Foxy are some b*tches,
I'm gonna put them in some ditches,
After I give them a few stitches,
I hope that nobody snitches,
You are both dumb robots,
You are both gonna get shot,
If you step up in my ria,
I just f*cked your b*tch, Chica,
Your stupid game is lame,
Every night is just the same,
You guys are not tame,
In your b*tthole, I just came,
You are both dumb toys,
Who are the trapped souls of boys,
And you both are very smelly,
Pee in your mouth like I'm R Kelly