Canaldo's Order (2020 Remastered)

Howya,
Yeah yeah, name's Sparky, fell in a canal no sharky

Fuckin' on your bitch at the party, dance out the room like Charlie
Spit these bars right out my hole, jack says any hole's a goal
Support Pat's so I don't know about that
Support Bohs so you look like a rat
Started below the zero, now I'm a hundred I'm a hero
Now I'm a hundred like gecs, and I'm flexing all on my ex
I'm a making money machine, and your ma is suckin my peen
All I know is the green, eatin' pussy cuisine,
I do be flickin the bean, kill that shit like epstein

Sharron, howis it goin?
Can I order a spice bag, extra balls, no cock please?
Mark get your finger out the dog's arse

Me and Meg in the back of a van
We shit on your da and piss on your mam
Hop on this beat like I'm David and Dan
Suckin' the titties like I'm a milkman
What you know about swimming can you backstroke?
Cause im makin' these racks you fat bloke
Like sniffing your ass and I sniff coke
Fell in a canal and I got soaked
Was cold in the water so I swam like a duck yeah
Pussy was moldy so i didn't wanna fuck yeah
Puffed up a rollie it was made out of muck yeah
Now I'm slowly feelin' like I'm stuck yeah

Can I have your finest bottle of poppers
and your longest item of food?
Can I get a dingleberry curry with a side of egg fried rice please?

Hopped in the taxi and I soaked up the backseat
Went to the gaf and I beat up my fat meat
In town pulling birds in the backstreets
Running through pussy like I'm an athlete
Got messy hair but I look like Rick Flair yeah
Walked in the house and we fuck on the stairs yeah
Walked out the gaf and I stole her bus fare
She won't need it anyway she's got a wheelchair
Thought I was hard when I walked through the hood
Must be still wet cause I've got a soft wood
Spend all my racks like you wish you could
Stacking up bread and all these baked goods

Yeah can I get the last known co-ordinates of me da please?
Make that a double order

They say I have autism, talk like a spa
Stuck in my house cause some cunt ate a bat
Used to be fat, now I look like Chris Pratt
I'd fuck your bitch but her ass is too flat
Still tongue punch her fartbox
I do it while wearing my Pat's socks
Go up, I go down, I go left, I go right
Go in her jacks and I'd have a big shite
Not leavin' her house till its after the night
Not leavin' her arse cause its in real tight
See my neck its icey
See that shit was pricey
Sucked a cock in Dicey's
Cunt tasted real spicey
No one's on this grind like me yeah
No ones gettin' declined by me yeah
No one's sniffin' limes like me yeah
No one's fuckin' blind like me yeah

What you mean you don't deliver?
Listen you open your eyes you crouton-headed smack head
Your pussy looks like a moshy monster man



Credits
Writer(s): The Prince Of Hungary
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