COWBOY BLUEBALLS

Bro, I'm for real flicking my bean to this beat
What the fuck? Holy shit!

My cookies all blue, my bitch skirt blue
My OGs wear blue, they don't fuck with you
My balls ain't blue, but she blew my dick
I bust in her bitch thigh, now I'm givin' her bullseye
My Glock laser blue, I don't listen to blues
If you don't got a clue, get a clue, Blue's Clues
In the air, I blew in the whip, all blue
Sometimes, I wear red, sometimes, I wear blue, ooh

Yeah, I got stacks on blue bills
New chips come in, new mail, that's the blue mail
New bitch link, Bluetooth with the new nails
She smoke Blu, it's a vape with a smooth rail
You smoke kale, nigga, I drink blue ale
Your bitch pussy squirtin' like a blue whale
Her booty hurt 'cause all that lube failed
Stick my hand in her butt, call it thumbnail

Aight, that's the rap
We did it, we won, it's over
Where's my money, Willy boy?
Oh, wait, we're not done? (Huh?)
Now you're here for the grand finale!

Sucking on dick
Since I was two years old
I was so deep in poop
That it covered my holes
My dad said I was thick
So I gave him my bone
Larry wanted my cream
So I gave him a cone

You get the bag and then you fumble it
I get the bag then I fuck it and cum in it
Softwilly hard and he be all mumbling
Into my ear with my dick, he be struggling

I-Isaac is asking me, "Why?" When I'm fucking him
Broke on his heart, nice guy, I be sucking him
My dick a halibut fish, Void be munching it
He think he Logic, but he is a pufferfish

(Ayo Xan, you wanna see how far I can cum?)
I'm Eminem, you remember him?
Void in a void, when the clips keep tearing in
Feeling like Sli-Sli-Sli-Slim Shady
I fuck on his bitch 'cause you know that we sharing it
I be all la-la-la-la
Larry a bitch and he keep on hearing that
My vision too goddamn clear like glasses
$atori Zoom keep on wearing that

Isaac a wussy like Gary, he's a pussy
Yummy and Yumi, they smell like badussy
AV his beats are all trash, they all tushy
There's semen on Pokimane's hair, it's all mushy
I feel a little bit, I feel a little bit spaz
Yeah, shoutout that nigga
Darkside at the parkside
Yeah, I'm feeling so goddamn high

Yo, shoutout BigT, big tinnitus
(Ayo, shoutout Xan for teaching me how to talk like this)
Uh, big titty, big real nigga shit, you know how we do it
It's, fuck Softwilly, he'll probably give us that cash
Fuck Isaac, I love him, but fuck him
Fuck that nigga AV, you piece of trash, even though he just rapped on this one
Uh, Larry, you know what's good you skinny ass boy
(Larry, how about you go suck a cock man!)

Aight, you cool, but at the same time, fuck you
Hey $atori, don't think I forgot about you big boy
We're coming for that thick ass, you heard
Ah, no homo though
Ah, fuck politics
Fuck Donald
And fuck Ted Cruz
(I need you, Pokimane)